| #1781 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #497 | Gnollish plunger | 3 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #717 | Knob Goblin tongs | 6 |
| #1335 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #138 | White Citadel burger | 26 |
| #82 | White Citadel fries | 23 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1594 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #245 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #622 | bat guano | 8 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #890 | black pixel | 3 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1045 | boxed wine | 4 |
| #910 | broken skull | 5 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #915 | chaos butterfly | 54 |
| #301 | chorizo brownies | 6 |
| #946 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 9 |
| #1053 | cog | 2 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1164 | furry fur | 7 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1057 | giant needle | 3 |
| #450 | goat cheese pizza | 12 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #992 | heavy D | 5 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #1107 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #892 | ice-cold Willer | 21 |
| #1279 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #372 | papaya taco | 3 |
| #875 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 6 |
| #51 | plain pizza | 314 |
| #230 | stuffed can of asparagus | 59 |
| #877 | thin black candle | 54 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4875 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2987 | toast | 3 |
| #27 | tofu stir-fry | 12 |
| #512 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #515 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |