| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #138 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |