| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #153 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #165 | red red wine | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #137 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |