| #798 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #213 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 9 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1167 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #1038 | fake hand | 14 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #251 | heart-shaped balloon | 50 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1142 | jazz soap | 13 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1416 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #415 | mood ring | 16 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #943 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1106 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1142 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1195 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1165 | yellow snowcone | 18 |