| #796 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #213 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 9 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1173 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #712 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1164 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #251 | heart-shaped balloon | 50 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1140 | jazz soap | 13 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #413 | mood ring | 16 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #941 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1104 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1143 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1192 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1046 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1160 | yellow snowcone | 18 |