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| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
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| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #223 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 11 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #338 | Typical Tavern swill | 12 |
| #99 | accord ion | 2 |
| #44 | accordion file | 2 |
| #69 | accordionoid rocca | 3 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #70 | antique accordion | 4 |
| #93 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #76 | baritone accordion | 3 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #87 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #117 | bowl of mernudo | 5 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #667 | disco mask | 30 |
| #250 | eldritch effluvium | 37 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #460 | fancy seashell necklace | 3 |
| #128 | fishelada | 5 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #130 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 2 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #52 | gibson | 12 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #153 | glob of salty molasses | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #149 | green rocket | 3 |
| #47 | guancertina | 4 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #57 | ham steak | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #44 | mama's squeezebox | 4 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #181 | moist Crimbo spices | 5 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #60 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 5 |
| #124 | ojo de pez burrito | 5 |
| #952 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #63 | peace accordion | 2 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #98 | popular tart | 2 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #59 | pygmy concertinette | 2 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #185 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 2 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
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| #389 | stolen office supplies | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
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| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #82 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |