| #6 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 7,647 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #79 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 29 |
| #41 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 45 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #11 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 195 |
| 🥉 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 13,159 |
| #8 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1,183 |
| 🥈 | Knob Goblin pants | 47,281 |
| 🥈 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2,255 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #18 | alpha-mail pants | 18 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #61 | basic meat kilt | 2 |
| 🥇 | basic meat pants | 20,153 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #16 | bloody clown pants | 1,034 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | bugbear bungguard | 92,908 |
| #48 | chain-mail monokini | 4 |
| 🥈 | clockwork pants | 26 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #5 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 814 |
| #5 | filthy corduroys | 7,154 |
| #435 | frilly skirt | 7 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #14 | furry pants | 329 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| 🥉 | gnauga hide chaps | 280 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #12 | hippopotamus pants | 105 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| 🥇 | leather chaps | 15,359 |
| #1074 | lemon | 3 |
| #4 | leotarrrd | 2,955 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #7 | los chinos | 1,492 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | mariachi pants | 236,053 |
| #15 | miner's pants | 259 |
| 🥇 | ninja hot pants | 13,468 |
| #12 | pants of the Slug Lord | 204 |
| #55 | paper-plate-mail pants | 2 |
| #19 | penguin shorts | 28 |
| #17 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 11 |
| #774 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 10 |
| #40 | pixel pants | 5 |
| #476 | salty dog | 10 |
| #5 | snowboarder pants | 2,769 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥉 | star pants | 1,054 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #43 | sticky meat pants | 3 |
| #5 | sticky meat skirt | 178 |
| #6 | studded leather boxer shorts | 29,465 |
| #14 | swashbuckling pants | 390 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #20 | union scalemail pants | 11 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #975 | white pixel | 2 |
| #4 | white satin pants | 5,069 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #6 | yakskin pants | 96 |
| #63 | yakskin skirt | 1 |