El Capitan

RankItemQuantity
#61337 7r0uZ0RZ7,647
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#79Cloaca-Cola fatigues29
#41Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues45
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1867Imp Ale1
#11Knob Goblin Uberpants195
🥉Knob Goblin elite pants13,159
#8Knob Goblin harem pants1,183
🥈Knob Goblin pants47,281
🥈Orcish cargo shorts2,255
#69Travoltan trousers1
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#18alpha-mail pants18
#996astronaut pants6
#61basic meat kilt2
🥇basic meat pants20,153
#86basic meat skirt1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#16bloody clown pants1,034
#149bowlegged pants1
🥈bugbear bungguard92,908
#48chain-mail monokini4
🥈clockwork pants26
#95congratulatory cake1
#158demonskin trousers1
#5dungeoneer's dungarees814
#5filthy corduroys7,154
#435frilly skirt7
#86furry kilt1
#14furry pants329
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
🥉gnauga hide chaps280
#79gnauga hide kilt1
#48gnauga hide skirt1
#167golden twig1
#2190googly eye2
#188grass skirt1
#841green snowcone1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#77hippopotamus kilt1
#12hippopotamus pants105
#57hippopotamus skirt1
#1828jazz soap1
🥇leather chaps15,359
#1074lemon3
#4leotarrrd2,955
#590long-stemmed rose1
#7los chinos1,492
#709mariachi G-string1
🥇mariachi pants236,053
#15miner's pants259
🥇ninja hot pants13,468
#12pants of the Slug Lord204
#55paper-plate-mail pants2
#19penguin shorts28
#17penguinskin mini-kilt11
#774photoprotoneutron torpedo10
#40pixel pants5
#476salty dog10
#5snowboarder pants2,769
#1348sock monkey1
🥉star pants1,054
#87sticky meat kilt1
#43sticky meat pants3
#5sticky meat skirt178
#6studded leather boxer shorts29,465
#14swashbuckling pants390
#438tequila sunrise1
#42time trousers1
#478tree skirt1
#93troutpiece1
#20union scalemail pants11
#650white Canadian2
#975white pixel2
#4white satin pants5,069
#1749whoopie cushion2
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#811wooden stakes1
#80yakskin kilt1
#6yakskin pants96
#63yakskin skirt1

Wow, that's 503,571 items total!

what items are this player missing?