| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #444 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #8 | Mountain Stream soda | 32,239 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #298 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 6 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| 🥈 | icy-hot katana | 6,531 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #4 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 5,191 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #14 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1,636 |
| #934 | white pixel | 3 |