| #1145 | Angry Farmer candy | 25 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #383 | astral mushroom | 24 |
| #492 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #497 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 21 |
| #387 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 41 |
| #362 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 44 |
| #309 | dusty bottle of Port | 71 |
| #767 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 5 |
| #243 | fine wine | 29 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #392 | white chocolate chip cookies | 7 |
| #881 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 8 |