| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #25 | bowl full of jelly | 10 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #12 | perfect paloma | 100 |
| #39 | plain candy cane | 7 |
| #16 | red drunki-bear | 100 |
| #17 | slug of shochu | 263 |
| #9 | yellow drunki-bear | 315 |