| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #29 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #12 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 2 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 400 |
| #19 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #789 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #23 | MayDay™ contract | 2 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #6 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 2 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #28 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #13 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #24 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 2 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #35 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #4 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 7 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| 🥇 | eagle feather | 123,123 |
| #10 | emotion chip | 2 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #20 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #4 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1,056 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #13 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 3 |
| #10 | packaged June cleaver | 3 |
| #9 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 6 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #14 | packaged backup camera | 2 |
| #21 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 3 |
| #14 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 2 |
| #6 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 3 |
| #12 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 2 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #212 | phat turquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #6 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 2 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #14 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 2 |
| #14 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 2 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |