| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #245 | loaded serum blowgun | 16 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #35 | petrified time | 8 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #13 | time helmet | 2 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #34 | zombie pineal gland | 78 |