| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1174 | awful poetry journal | 17 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #589 | bugbear beanie | 7 |
| #308 | flaming crutch | 21 |
| #577 | sprocket | 26 |
| #538 | super-spiky hair gel | 108 |