| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |