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| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbuck | 193 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #23 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 3 |
| #20 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 3 |
| #26 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 3 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #672 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #174 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |