| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #24 | 668 scroll | 100 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #260 | Knob sausage | 21 |
| #195 | Knob stuffed shells | 6 |
| #912 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | S.O.C.K. | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #327 | anticheese | 20 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #4 | dingy dinghy | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #319 | fuzzbump | 8 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #11 | goat | 3,789 |
| #477 | goat cheese | 21 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #847 | mariachi pants | 8 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #102 | ridiculously huge sword | 187 |
| #195 | roll in the hay | 17 |
| #106 | salty dog | 802 |
| #510 | scroll of drastic healing | 102 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #284 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1278 | valuable trinket | 29 |
| #20 | viking helmet | 2,211 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |