| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #24 | 668 scroll | 100 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #260 | Knob sausage | 21 |
| #197 | Knob stuffed shells | 6 |
| #913 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | S.O.C.K. | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #327 | anticheese | 20 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #4 | dingy dinghy | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #320 | fuzzbump | 8 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #12 | goat | 3,789 |
| #478 | goat cheese | 21 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #848 | mariachi pants | 8 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #102 | ridiculously huge sword | 187 |
| #196 | roll in the hay | 17 |
| #107 | salty dog | 802 |
| #508 | scroll of drastic healing | 102 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #285 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1278 | valuable trinket | 29 |
| #20 | viking helmet | 2,211 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |