| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |