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#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#72	anger blaster	1
#29	big glob of skin	8
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#38	can-you-dig-it?	6
#43	doubt cannon	2
#62	fear condenser	1
#41	flyest of shirts	2
#151	hair of the calf	1
#18	magical sausage	985
#13	magical sausage casing	1,700
#62	regret hose	1
🥇	ring	1
#44	squirmy violent party snack	2
#82	suspicious-looking fedora	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1