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\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club

\nAs a child, Ed Robe spent all of his time reading, studying, and pondering the secrets of the universe. Thankfully, when he reached a certain age, his rapidly-developing muscles led him down a much more interesting career path: soaking damage for Alice's Army. He shudders to think how many flatulous books of philosophy he might have written without the distraction of being totally, thoroughly buff.

Still, there are times when he's being stabbed with a sword, or a spear, or a shuriken, that he dreams of the academic life. But you have to play the hand that you're dealt, and Ed's hand only had one card: himself.\n","type","","itemclass","candiscard",true,"cantransfer","quest",false,"gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue",5,"power",0,"quest2","mrstore","plural","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":17,"_18":56,"_20":57},261,{"_22":58,"_11":59,"_25":26,"_27":60,"_29":61,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4976,"Alice's Army Mad Bomber",123218442,"Name: Manny \"Boom Boom\" Down
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Diamond\n

\nManny Down was the kind of kid you're always kind of surprised made it to adolescence with all of his fingers still attached. He made bottle rockets out of 5-gallon drums, lit entire chandeliers' worth of Roman Candles, and turned cherry bombs into bunker-busting watermelons. His guidance counselor noticed his tendency towards sadistic pyromania and suggested that Manny should become a dentist. Fortunately, Manny's replacement guidance counselor suggested a career as a demolitions expert in Alice's Army, and Manny took to that calling like a fish to sushi.

While it's an admirable trait to have unbridled enthusiasm for your work, if that work involves high explosives, an even more admirable trait would be the interest in discerning friend from foe from self. Sadly, that trait is one that Manny does not possess. For better or for worse, he's just here for the big bada boom.",{"_16":17,"_18":19,"_20":63},{"_22":64,"_11":65,"_25":26,"_27":66,"_29":67,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4974,"Alice's Army Page",355117500,"Name: Paige \"Intentionally Left Blank\" Squire
\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club

\n\nTake a moment to pity poor Page Squire's father, Billy. He could never tell his daughter 'no,' and he always wanted the best for her, and on her 18th birthday she said she wanted to join Alice's Army. Mr. Squire reluctantly agreed that the army is the most gainful employment any card could hope to have.

All the same, he didn't want his wide-eyed innocent daughter to be exposed to the horrors of war. So as a condition of allowing her to enlist, Mr. Squire insisted that she focus her attention on helping the card soldier in front of her unless she was on the very front lines. Paige happily agreed, and has become known as the best soldier's helper in Alice's Army, all without ever learning what an army actually does. ",{"_16":17,"_18":69,"_20":70},172,{"_22":71,"_11":72,"_25":26,"_27":73,"_29":74,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":75,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4984,"Alice's Army Sniper",509113065,"Name: Indy \"Good Eye\" Mate
\nAge: 69
\nSuit: Spade

\n\nLittle is known of the intimate details of sniper Indy Mate's life. Little is cared about those details, either, so long as Indy remains the best-eyed sniper in Alice's Army, and even at his advanced age, no one can outshoot him. He can shoot the left leg off a fly from a hundred yards away, and perforate a card soldier before the soldier even knows he's a marked card.

Ironically, Indy has to wear glasses to read or play Mah-Jongg, his two favorite hobbies. His famed vision gets worse and worse the nearer he must focus, so the safest place to be if Indy's on your trail is standing directly in front of him.",15,{"_16":17,"_18":77,"_20":78},256,{"_22":79,"_11":80,"_25":26,"_27":81,"_29":82,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":83,"_53":38,"_54":38},4967,"Alice's Army Swordsman",842989556,"Name: Clay \"Make 'em Bleed Some\" Moore
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade\n

\nThose who have encountered Clay Moore and his deadly blade tend to either speak in hushed tones about the limbs they're now missing, or not to speak at all, because they're totally dead. If you think regular ol' paper cuts suck, you've never been cut by a paper card holding a big, sharp sword.\n

\nThere are some who snicker (at a safe distance) that Moore must be \"compensating for something\" with that giant sword. They tend to stop snickering when they learn that the sword was Moore's father's, and that his father died after being bent in half during a freak shuffling accident. ","Alice's Army Swordsmen",{"_16":17,"_18":85,"_20":86},2955,{"_22":87,"_11":88,"_25":89,"_27":90,"_29":91,"_31":92,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":35,"_46":93,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},905,"Yummy Tummy bean","jellybean",905318938,"This is a jelly bean. You're not sure what it's going to taste like, because Yummy Tummy jelly beans are renowned for their nearly infinite variety of flavors.","potion",20,"nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",6,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#256	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1