| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #102 | ice-cold fotie | 814 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #654 | pixellated candy heart | 17 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |