| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #155 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #335 | brick of sand | 3 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #135 | drum of tommy ammo | 6 |
| #695 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #169 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #156 | glass of bourbon | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #583 | handful of hand chalk | 27 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #129 | one pill | 3 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #128 | poppy | 6 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #101 | synthetic marrow | 5 |
| #132 | the funk | 2 |
| #190 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #122 | tiny dancer | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |