| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #85 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #133 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #518 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #194 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #7 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #730 | hemp string | 3 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #104 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1803 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| #71 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #199 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #122 | silent I | 4 |
| #37 | silent J | 8 |
| #108 | silent M | 4 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6935 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6370 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5652 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7873 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6995 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #39 | whalegun | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |