| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #132 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #193 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #729 | hemp string | 3 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #37 | silent J | 8 |
| #108 | silent M | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |