| #50 | 8-ball | 1,371 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 34 |
| #64 | Crimbo crystal shards | 4 |
| #12 | Crimbo dinner | 91 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 92 |
| 🥉 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1,001 |
| #6 | New Age healing crystal | 31,988 |
| #60 | Newbiesport™ tent | 155 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #5 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 41 |
| #8 | The Lot's engagement ring | 121 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 157 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #14 | Trainbot slag | 442 |
| #22 | Typical Tavern swill | 682 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #8 | brown paper bag mask | 1,941 |
| #8 | brown paper pants | 1,991 |
| #14 | candied kobold | 825 |
| 🥉 | carton of snake milk | 6,644 |
| #40 | cinnamon machine oil | 371 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #124 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 8 |
| #20 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 11 |
| #18 | distilled fortified wine | 187 |
| #401 | donated candy | 8 |
| #177 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 6 |
| #26 | ear poison | 360 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #246 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #382 | flute of flat champagne | 15 |
| #8 | glob of enchanted icing | 266 |
| 🥇 | gooified animal matter | 55,687 |
| 🥈 | gooified mineral matter | 41,212 |
| 🥇 | gooified vegetable matter | 43,054 |
| 🥇 | half of a gold tooth | 50,206 |
| #21 | handful of hand chalk | 5,705 |
| #14 | industrially-crushed ice | 313 |
| 🥈 | jaunty feather | 9,595 |
| #88 | loose teeth | 1,222 |
| #10 | lost elf luggage | 830 |
| #5 | low-budget shield | 630 |
| 🥈 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 3,991 |
| #5 | mouse skull | 700 |
| #4 | oversized skullcap | 666 |
| #15 | pet anchor | 14 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥇 | pigeon egg | 32,692 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #39 | pork elf goodies sack | 140 |
| #5 | premium malt liquor | 8,833 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #4 | really thick spine | 1,095 |
| #6 | remaindered axe | 657 |
| #7 | sewer snake | 1,958 |
| #21 | stink-penny | 865 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #6 | three-legged pants | 656 |
| 🥇 | unflavored wine cooler | 16,169 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |