MontyPithon

RankItemQuantity
#518-ball1,371
πŸ₯ˆAbuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#79Crimbo Factory surprise box34
#65Crimbo crystal shards4
#12Crimbo dinner91
#214Crimbo food scraps1
#41Crimbo train emergency brake92
πŸ₯‰Crimbosmopolitan1,001
#7New Age healing crystal31,988
#61Newbiesportβ„’ tent155
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#4Pocket Guide to Mild Evil41
#8The Lot's engagement ring121
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#11Thwaitgold slug statuette157
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#71Trainbot radar monocle1
#15Trainbot slag442
#24Typical Tavern swill682
#335abandoned candy1
#231black Crimbo ball1
#7456box of sunshine1
#232broken carburetor1
#8brown paper bag mask1,941
#8brown paper pants1,991
#15candied kobold825
πŸ₯‰carton of snake milk6,644
#41cinnamon machine oil371
#159clear Russian1
#125cranberry margarita (brackish)8
#20deactivated mini-Trainbot11
#18distilled fortified wine187
#413donated candy8
#181dregs of a Crimbo cocktail6
#29ear poison360
#265eggwater1
#249flour cookie4
#384flute of flat champagne15
#8glob of enchanted icing266
πŸ₯‡gooified animal matter55,687
πŸ₯ˆgooified mineral matter41,212
πŸ₯‡gooified vegetable matter43,054
πŸ₯‡half of a gold tooth50,206
#21handful of hand chalk5,705
#14industrially-crushed ice313
πŸ₯ˆjaunty feather9,595
#88loose teeth1,222
#11lost elf luggage830
#5low-budget shield630
πŸ₯ˆmostly-broken sunglasses3,991
#5mouse skull700
#4oversized skullcap666
#15pet anchor14
#332phish stick3
πŸ₯‡pigeon egg32,692
πŸ₯ˆpile of smoking rags1
#40pork elf goodies sack140
#5premium malt liquor8,833
#105quantum of familiar1
#4really thick spine1,095
#6remaindered axe657
#7sewer snake1,958
#24stink-penny865
#148stuffed red and green pepper (stale)5
#6three-legged pants656
πŸ₯‡unflavored wine cooler16,169
#205white Crimbo ball1

Wow, that's 325,731 items total!

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