| #904 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #157 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #996 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #242 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #116 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #781 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 5 |
| #624 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 12 |
| #729 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 7 |
| #721 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #720 | dusty bottle of Port | 8 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #218 | executive mime flask | 4 |
| #510 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #177 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #72 | lustrous oyster egg | 8 |
| #87 | magnificent oyster egg | 8 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #132 | nega-mushroom | 13 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #969 | spooky mushroom | 24 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #84 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |