| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #4 | attorney's badge | 2,350 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #159 | harem girl t-shirt | 8 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #38 | short writ of habeas corpus | 21 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #236 | wang | 10 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |