| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #743 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #599 | 6-ball | 6 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #1222 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #64 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #62 | abstraction: action | 2 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #40 | abstraction: motion | 3 |
| #67 | abstraction: purpose | 2 |
| #69 | abstraction: sensation | 2 |
| #67 | abstraction: thought | 2 |
| #257 | accidental cider | 5 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #74 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1043 | roll of toilet paper | 42 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #156 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |