| #408 | Cloaca grenade | 41 |
| #128 | Cloaca-Cola | 356 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #20 | Comma Chameleon egg | 3 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo sword | 2 |
| #212 | Dyspepsi grenade | 65 |
| #7 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 20,525 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #198 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #132 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #13 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 3 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Travoltan trousers | 3 |
| #18 | astral badger | 3 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #35 | colored-light "necklace" | 7 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| 🥈 | super-spiky hair gel | 100,460 |
| #77 | tree skirt | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #21 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 3 |