| #91 | "caramel" orange | 26 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #75 | Mysterious Black Box | 34 |
| #82 | Mysterious Blue Box | 29 |
| #84 | Mysterious Green Box | 30 |
| #72 | Mysterious Red Box | 34 |
| #38 | O | 10 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #127 | Red Army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #185 | Shivering Chèvre | 5 |
| #145 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 3 |
| #218 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1166 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #584 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | angry inch | 585 |
| #43 | banana candle | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #127 | bed of coals | 6 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #143 | black magic powder | 2 |
| #385 | black snake skin | 11 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #117 | blowdart | 1 |
| #129 | blue oyster badge | 4 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1787 | box of sunshine | 86 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #147 | bread man | 4 |
| #72 | bread pie | 12 |
| #178 | brigand brittle | 17 |
| #206 | burnt flower | 37 |
| #103 | button rouge | 4 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #125 | cherry | 72 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #202 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #160 | chocolate saucepan | 3 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #53 | chocolate turtle totem | 29 |
| #13 | chopsticks | 2,220 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #78 | clear Russian | 12 |
| #96 | cloning kit | 17 |
| #27 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #127 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #123 | dancing fan | 2 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #68 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 7 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #26 | diamondback skin | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #57 | eggwater | 6 |
| #111 | electric copperhead potion | 6 |
| #86 | electric pants | 4 |
| #170 | enchanted muesli | 5 |
| #40 | extremely slippery nipple | 1 |
| #27 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #176 | fireclutch | 3 |
| #87 | fleshy putty | 18 |
| #251 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #114 | fried air | 2 |
| #25 | frontwinder skin | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #153 | giant neckbeard | 2 |
| #232 | giant tube of black lipstick | 3 |
| #183 | glass of gnat milk | 2 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #250 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #213 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #173 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #94 | headless sparrow | 24 |
| #168 | holistic headache remedy | 7 |
| #130 | hustler shades | 2 |
| 🥇 | jam band bootleg | 12,880 |
| #196 | janglin' bones | 2 |
| #71 | janitor's mop | 2 |
| #119 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #144 | lab-grown meat | 6 |
| #106 | leather glove | 2 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #144 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 3 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #82 | mangled squirrel | 32 |
| #66 | meatball | 2 |
| #120 | ninja eyeblack | 3 |
| #132 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #111 | one glove | 2 |
| #233 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #226 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #146 | page of the Necrohobocon | 4 |
| #92 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #67 | personal massager | 638 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #265 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #162 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #86 | poisonsettia | 25 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #408 | pretty flower | 308 |
| #43 | projectile chemistry set | 48 |
| #137 | punk patch | 5 |
| #124 | pygmy adder oil | 13 |
| #128 | pygmy dart | 5 |
| #198 | pygmy papers | 2 |
| #103 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #392 | rat appendix | 16 |
| #84 | rat carcass | 29 |
| #234 | ratgut | 13 |
| #97 | resolution: be feistier | 11 |
| #114 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #101 | resolution: be sexier | 11 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #681 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2229 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #80 | s'more | 932 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #174 | scrunchie tourniquet | 2 |
| #215 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 2 |
| #81 | self-repairing earmuffs | 4 |
| #126 | short deposition | 6 |
| #179 | skelelton spine | 10 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #93 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #151 | steampunk potion | 3 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #2954 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2554 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #5715 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5815 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4489 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2212 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2753 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2394 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2787 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1702 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #55 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #102 | third ear | 3 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #141 | unholy water | 1 |
| #149 | universal biscuit | 7 |
| #172 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #55 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 5 |
| #42 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 12 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #807 | white snake skin | 4 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #134 | wind-up ensign | 2 |
| #155 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #87 | wind-up vampire teeth | 4 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |