SovietChopsticks

RankItemQuantity
#91"caramel" orange26
#239Knob nuts1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#752Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#919Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#953Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#75Mysterious Black Box34
#82Mysterious Blue Box29
#84Mysterious Green Box30
#72Mysterious Red Box34
#38O10
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#127Red Army camouflage kit2
#369Red Pill1
#185Shivering Chèvre5
#145Skullery Maid's Knee3
#218Tears of the Quiet Healer2
#24The Big Book of Communism1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#1166Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#448Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#383Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette11
#584Thwaitgold slug statuette4
#123alien autoautopsy kit1
🥈angry inch585
#43banana candle1
#114basic meat staff1
#127bed of coals6
#100big dribbly candle1
#117bigger stick1
#156black friar's tonsure1
#143black magic powder2
#385black snake skin11
#195blob of acid1
#117blowdart1
#129blue oyster badge4
#428bone flute1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#1787box of sunshine86
#98boxed gumball machine1
#147bread man4
#72bread pie12
#178brigand brittle17
#206burnt flower37
#103button rouge4
#84carnivorous potted plant1
#819catgut1
#216catgut taco1
#112censored can label1
#125cherry72
#274cherry pie1
#202chocolate disco ball2
#230chocolate pasta spoon1
#160chocolate saucepan3
#212chocolate seal-clubbing club1
#211chocolate stolen accordion1
#53chocolate turtle totem29
#13chopsticks2,220
#765chorizo taco1
#78clear Russian12
#96cloning kit17
#27coal snakeskin1
#98compressed air canister1
#127conjured ice cream1
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#434cream pie1
#123dancing fan2
#63dense meat staff1
#68depleted Crimbonium football helmet7
#3289diamond necklace1
#26diamondback skin1
#76dripping meat staff1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#112eel skin1
#57eggwater6
#111electric copperhead potion6
#86electric pants4
#170enchanted muesli5
#40extremely slippery nipple1
#27fancy chocolate sculpture1
#810fancy opera glasses2
#176fireclutch3
#87fleshy putty18
#251flour cookie4
#114fried air2
#25frontwinder skin1
#161giant breath mint1
#153giant neckbeard2
#232giant tube of black lipstick3
#183glass of gnat milk2
#139golden fleece1
🥇goo magnet1
#250gooified animal matter6
#213gooified mineral matter7
#173gooified vegetable matter11
#88hairy staff1
#94headless sparrow24
#168holistic headache remedy7
#130hustler shades2
🥇jam band bootleg12,880
#196janglin' bones2
#71janitor's mop2
#119jazzy cigarette holder1
#144lab-grown meat6
#106leather glove2
#164left half of a heart necklace3
#142long pork casserole1
#930long skinny balloon1
#144lynyrd skinner toothblack3
#528magical pony: Dusk Shiny2
#82mangled squirrel32
#66meatball2
#120ninja eyeblack3
#132ninja fear powder1
#111one glove2
#233orcish nailing lube1
#226orcish rubber1
#618oversized pipe1
#146page of the Necrohobocon4
#92peppermint-scented socks4
#67personal massager638
#106petrified noodles1
#265plain candy cane1
#162plastic Jefferson wings1
#86poisonsettia25
#202pr0n taco1
#408pretty flower308
#43projectile chemistry set48
#137punk patch5
#124pygmy adder oil13
#128pygmy dart5
#198pygmy papers2
#103quantum of familiar1
#392rat appendix16
#84rat carcass29
#234ratgut13
#97resolution: be feistier11
#114resolution: be more adventurous1
#101resolution: be sexier11
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#681ring of aggravate monster5
#211royal jelly taco1
#3640rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2229rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2770rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3652rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1003ruby W1
#80s'more932
#41savory staff1
#174scrunchie tourniquet2
#215secret mummy herbs and spices2
#81self-repairing earmuffs4
#126short deposition6
#179skelelton spine10
#1121snake1
#3322spade necklace1
#93stained mattress9
#151steampunk potion3
#1029stick1
#2954stuffed Baron von Ratsworth2
#6297stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#2554stuffed Meat5
#5715stuffed angry cow5
#5815stuffed astral badger5
#5773stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#4489stuffed cocoabo8
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#4599stuffed frozen gravy fairy8
#7878stuffed hand turkey2
#2212stuffed key5
#5305stuffed mind flayer6
#2753stuffed mink3
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#4804stuffed shoulder parrot1
#7050stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#6911stuffed snowy owl3
#5812stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#7777stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#2394stuffed teddy butler7
#2787stuffed tin of caviar3
#1702stuffed treasure chest14
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#55synthetic rock2
#102third ear3
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#612tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#930tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#602tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#633tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#932tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#935tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#947tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#593tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#569tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#950tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#567tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#37tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#825tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#798tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#476tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#141unholy water1
#149universal biscuit7
#172voodoo glowskull1
#586wang1
#55warehouse clerk's glasses5
#42warehouse walkie-talkie12
#96wasabi marble soda1
#807white snake skin4
#176wind-up Whatsian robot1
#134wind-up ensign2
#155wind-up navigation droid1
#166wind-up owl1
#87wind-up vampire teeth4
#80yule hatchet6

Wow, that's 18,818 items total!

what items are this player missing?