| #85 | "caramel" orange | 26 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #70 | Mysterious Black Box | 34 |
| #77 | Mysterious Blue Box | 29 |
| #80 | Mysterious Green Box | 30 |
| #69 | Mysterious Red Box | 34 |
| #37 | O | 10 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #125 | Red Army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #183 | Shivering Chèvre | 5 |
| #144 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 3 |
| #217 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | angry inch | 585 |
| #43 | banana candle | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #126 | bed of coals | 6 |
| #98 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #141 | black magic powder | 2 |
| #386 | black snake skin | 11 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #126 | blue oyster badge | 4 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1779 | box of sunshine | 86 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #73 | bread pie | 12 |
| #176 | brigand brittle | 17 |
| #206 | burnt flower | 37 |
| #104 | button rouge | 4 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #124 | cherry | 72 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #201 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #157 | chocolate saucepan | 3 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #53 | chocolate turtle totem | 29 |
| #13 | chopsticks | 2,220 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #77 | clear Russian | 12 |
| #94 | cloning kit | 17 |
| #26 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #121 | dancing fan | 2 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #67 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 7 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #26 | diamondback skin | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #54 | eggwater | 6 |
| #110 | electric copperhead potion | 6 |
| #83 | electric pants | 4 |
| #167 | enchanted muesli | 5 |
| #39 | extremely slippery nipple | 1 |
| #27 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #175 | fireclutch | 3 |
| #85 | fleshy putty | 18 |
| #246 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #107 | fried air | 2 |
| #23 | frontwinder skin | 1 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #151 | giant neckbeard | 2 |
| #230 | giant tube of black lipstick | 3 |
| #179 | glass of gnat milk | 2 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #237 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #206 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #164 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #93 | headless sparrow | 24 |
| #165 | holistic headache remedy | 7 |
| #127 | hustler shades | 2 |
| 🥇 | jam band bootleg | 12,880 |
| #194 | janglin' bones | 2 |
| #69 | janitor's mop | 2 |
| #116 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #140 | lab-grown meat | 6 |
| #104 | leather glove | 2 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #141 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #141 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 3 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #81 | mangled squirrel | 32 |
| #56 | meatball | 2 |
| #119 | ninja eyeblack | 3 |
| #130 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #108 | one glove | 2 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #144 | page of the Necrohobocon | 4 |
| #90 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #64 | personal massager | 638 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #158 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #84 | poisonsettia | 25 |
| #201 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #402 | pretty flower | 308 |
| #42 | projectile chemistry set | 48 |
| #135 | punk patch | 5 |
| #122 | pygmy adder oil | 13 |
| #127 | pygmy dart | 5 |
| #197 | pygmy papers | 2 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #392 | rat appendix | 16 |
| #82 | rat carcass | 29 |
| #234 | ratgut | 13 |
| #97 | resolution: be feistier | 11 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #101 | resolution: be sexier | 11 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #677 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #208 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #80 | s'more | 932 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #172 | scrunchie tourniquet | 2 |
| #210 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 2 |
| #81 | self-repairing earmuffs | 4 |
| #124 | short deposition | 6 |
| #178 | skelelton spine | 10 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #92 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #149 | steampunk potion | 3 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #52 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #102 | third ear | 3 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #145 | universal biscuit | 7 |
| #168 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #54 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 5 |
| #40 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 12 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #807 | white snake skin | 4 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #132 | wind-up ensign | 2 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #88 | wind-up vampire teeth | 4 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |