| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #25 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 118 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #7 | Brand of Violence | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #43 | batskin belt | 38 |
| #114 | bazookafish bubble gum | 35 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |