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| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
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| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
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| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
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| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
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| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
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| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #144 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
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| #157 | black label | 1 |
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| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
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| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
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| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #357 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
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| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |