| #86 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 2 |
| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #313 | 2-ball | 15 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #453 | 3-ball | 10 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #297 | 4-ball | 17 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #275 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #175 | adder | 2 |
| #651 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #486 | all-purpose cleaner | 5 |
| #114 | amok pudding | 3 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #581 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #408 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #522 | anticheese | 7 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #530 | beer bomb | 20 |
| #401 | black pixel | 50 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |