| #86 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 2 |
| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #316 | 2-ball | 15 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #456 | 3-ball | 10 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #300 | 4-ball | 17 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #176 | adder | 2 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #486 | all-purpose cleaner | 5 |
| #115 | amok pudding | 3 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #411 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #520 | anticheese | 7 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1192 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #532 | beer bomb | 20 |
| #401 | black pixel | 50 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |