| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #924 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1377 | Angry Farmer candy | 13 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #604 | anticheese | 5 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #738 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1462 | awful poetry journal | 7 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #149 | bean burrito | 7 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #619 | black pixel | 17 |
| #398 | bloody beer | 23 |
| #1041 | blue pixel | 9 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #828 | hill of beans | 3 |