| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |