| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #68 | Hell broth | 7 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #91 | carob chunks | 110 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #807 | lime | 2 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #308 | stalk of asparagus | 25 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |