| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #402 | broken cellular phone | 6 |
| #61 | broken skull | 815 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #891 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |