| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #402 | broken cellular phone | 6 |
| #62 | broken skull | 815 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #892 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |