| #43 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #99 | Clara's bell | 2 |
| #103 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #71 | El Vibrato restraints | 3 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #38 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 4 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #83 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 3 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 666 |
| #58 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 3 |
| #369 | crystalline cheer | 69 |
| #21 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | nicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #4 | slicksilver spurs | 2 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | ticksilver spurs | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #61 | warehouse key | 14 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |