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| #72 | BACON | 1,230 |
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| 🥈 | Boosty Juice | 20 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
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| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
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| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
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| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
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| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
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| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
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| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
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| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #11 | baconstone | 695 |
| #94 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #11 | baconstone earring | 22 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #86 | boxed wine | 539 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #71 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 135 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #174 | effluvious emerald | 8 |
| #11 | flask of baconstone juice | 69 |
| #10 | forbidden sausage | 37 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #25 | jug of baconstone juice | 18 |
| #80 | lemonade marble | 3 |
| #16 | mafia pointer finger ring | 2 |
| #253 | magical pony: Uniquity | 7 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #15 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #54 | perfect ice cube | 26 |
| #32 | perfect mimosa | 25 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien spear | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #70 | red China marble | 6 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #4 | solid baconstone ring | 22 |
| #102 | solid gold jewel | 7 |
| 🥇 | squirming egg sac | 50,888 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #13 | vial of baconstone juice | 34 |