| 🥉 | Aerheads | 333 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #79 | Racisto Ruidoso | 6 |
| #4 | Salsa Libre | 20 |
| #4 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1,128 |
| 🥈 | cold water bottle | 999 |
| #14 | compression stocking | 1,816 |
| #75 | cursed wishbone | 5 |
| #6 | fiberglass fedora | 3 |
| #5 | giant penguin keychain | 666 |
| #4 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 888 |
| #4 | libertagliatelle | 44 |
| #5 | lucky bottlecap | 206 |
| #15 | midriff scrubs | 577 |
| 🥈 | pill cup | 33,334 |
| 🥉 | pygmy phone number | 2,310 |
| #271 | really dense meat stack | 23 |
| 🥉 | that gum you like | 3,547 |