| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #20 | eyepatch | 938 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #7 | green pixel | 35,169 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |