| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #276 | Cloaca grenade | 64 |
| #206 | Cloaca-Cola | 200 |
| #153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 24 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #187 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #217 | Dyspepsi grenade | 64 |
| #217 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 341 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #184 | can of Red Minotaur | 25 |
| #610 | dill | 66 |
| #147 | empty blowgun | 17 |
| #776 | ghost cucumber | 53 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #564 | vinegar | 70 |
Wow, that's 969 items total!
what items are this player missing?