| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1084 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #22 | mafia middle finger ring | 4 |
| #39 | mafia pinky ring | 5 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #50 | mafia thumb ring | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #20 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 7 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |