| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbo crystal shards | 7 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #101 | beavermouth | 96 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #131 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 5 |
| #52 | donated booze | 500 |
| #52 | donated candy | 500 |
| #50 | donated food | 500 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #8 | eldritch alignment spray | 200 |
| #118 | eldritch effluvium | 930 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | glistening oyster egg | 9 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #86 | green rocket | 20 |
| #60 | grilled mooseflank | 50 |
| #45 | hot watered rum | 200 |
| #20 | hunk of granite | 112 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | mime army superserum | 5 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | peppermint tailings | 934 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | shovelful of dirt | 100 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #9 | silent H | 32 |
| #87 | silent I | 6 |
| #10 | silent J | 30 |
| #17 | silent L | 11 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #168 | silent P | 2 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #8 | silent R | 15 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #39 | silent Y | 2 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #41 | spiritual eggnog | 5 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #17 | tattered paper crown | 7 |
| #70 | thick walrus blubber | 105 |
| #74 | tiny bomb | 87 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #41 | yule gruel | 200 |