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| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #15 | Cheer-Up soda | 84 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #108 | Dust bunny | 18 |
| #25 | Eldritch snap | 4 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 2 |
| #198 | Frosty's frosty mug | 9 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #34 | Inner Strength | 6 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #175 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 203 |
| #52 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #28 | License To Kill | 2 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #105 | Racisto Ruidoso | 4 |
| #419 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #35 | Victor's Spoils | 10 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #16 | ancient calendar | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #107 | beavermouth | 88 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #39 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #345 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 5 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #75 | bronze polish | 3 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #193 | chakra sludge | 4 |
| #25 | cheer extractor | 98 |
| #119 | cheer-o-gram | 4 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #78 | crident | 2 |
| #74 | crystalline cheer | 1,361 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #18 | dirt julep | 6 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #206 | eldritch effluvium | 106 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #118 | eldritch ichor | 10 |
| #33 | eldritch oil | 12 |
| #38 | eldritch rub | 5 |
| #26 | elf army field rations | 3 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #59 | executive mime flask | 21 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #61 | gift card | 7 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #132 | grilled mooseflank | 16 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #78 | hambrosier | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1299 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #53 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 4 |
| #65 | hunk of granite | 51 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #26 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 3 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #43 | kelp | 19 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #77 | mafia filofax | 4 |
| #19 | megacopia | 19 |
| #82 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #88 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #36 | mime eraser | 34 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #113 | moist Crimbo spices | 45 |
| #89 | mooseflank | 90 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #23 | muskox-skin cap | 7 |
| #113 | nega-mushroom | 17 |
| #329 | negative lump | 7 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #144 | page of the Necrohobocon | 4 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #83 | post-holiday sale coupon | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #55 | roll of meat | 6 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #82 | shovelful of dirt | 38 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #31 | silent B | 8 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #65 | spiritual gingerbread | 4 |
| #39 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 35 |
| #121 | stale cheer wine | 7 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #120 | temperance whiskey | 2 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |