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| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #14 | Cheer-Up soda | 84 |
| #98 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #739 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #380 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #109 | Dust bunny | 18 |
| #25 | Eldritch snap | 4 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #62 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 2 |
| #197 | Frosty's frosty mug | 9 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #33 | Inner Strength | 6 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #178 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 203 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #24 | License To Kill | 2 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #104 | Racisto Ruidoso | 4 |
| #416 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #35 | Victor's Spoils | 10 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #18 | ancient calendar | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1062 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #106 | beavermouth | 88 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #38 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #345 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 5 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #166 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #76 | bronze polish | 3 |
| #176 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #194 | chakra sludge | 4 |
| #25 | cheer extractor | 98 |
| #122 | cheer-o-gram | 4 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #80 | crident | 2 |
| #87 | crystalline cheer | 1,361 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #405 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #20 | dirt julep | 6 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #207 | eldritch effluvium | 106 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #121 | eldritch ichor | 10 |
| #35 | eldritch oil | 12 |
| #39 | eldritch rub | 5 |
| #26 | elf army field rations | 3 |
| #219 | epic wad | 2 |
| #60 | executive mime flask | 21 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #63 | gift card | 7 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #225 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #136 | grilled mooseflank | 16 |
| #243 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #78 | hambrosier | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1309 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #53 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 4 |
| #65 | hunk of granite | 51 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #27 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 3 |
| #82 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #43 | kelp | 19 |
| #156 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #78 | mafia filofax | 4 |
| #20 | megacopia | 19 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #36 | mime eraser | 34 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #113 | moist Crimbo spices | 45 |
| #90 | mooseflank | 90 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #23 | muskox-skin cap | 7 |
| #114 | nega-mushroom | 17 |
| #333 | negative lump | 7 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #148 | oldcake | 3 |
| #146 | page of the Necrohobocon | 4 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #84 | post-holiday sale coupon | 1 |
| #90 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #56 | roll of meat | 6 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #247 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #81 | shovelful of dirt | 38 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #31 | silent B | 8 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #299 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #66 | spiritual gingerbread | 4 |
| #39 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 35 |
| #122 | stale cheer wine | 7 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #121 | temperance whiskey | 2 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |