| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #140 | Green Manalishi | 3 |
| #1461 | Imp Ale | 13 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #397 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #524 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #979 | bottle of tequila | 6 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 4 |
| #19 | cheerful antler hat | 4 |
| #23 | cheerful pajama pants | 4 |
| #243 | crystalline cheer | 416 |
| #216 | executive mime flask | 4 |
| #121 | giant giant moth dust | 2 |
| #74 | gibson | 7 |
| #78 | gin and tonic | 6 |
| #31 | half double fruitcake | 2 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #65 | ice porter | 8 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #217 | magical pony: Pearjack | 8 |
| #251 | margarita | 7 |
| #368 | martini | 6 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #97 | mime army rations | 4 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #72 | mimosette | 9 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #224 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #287 | pink pony | 8 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #110 | red rum | 3 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #257 | rockin' wagon | 4 |
| #301 | roll in the hay | 5 |
| #185 | screwdriver | 11 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #283 | slap and tickle | 7 |
| #244 | slip 'n' slide | 5 |
| #653 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 6 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #2945 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #141 | stuffed can of asparagus | 111 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3605 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2925 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #148 | stuffed ninja snowman | 50 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #128 | unidentified drink | 8 |
| #548 | unidentified jerky | 6 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #67 | vodka and tonic | 8 |
| #219 | vodka martini | 7 |
| #35 | wax booze | 1 |
| #89 | zmobie | 6 |