| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #913 | Angry Farmer candy | 46 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #62 | antique packet of ketchup | 58 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1071 | awful poetry journal | 24 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |