| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #213 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #35 | muffled muffuletta | 7 |
| #265 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #57 | spiritual candy cane | 4 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |