| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #46 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #6255 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #398 | bread line | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #211 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #130 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #149 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #88 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #61 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #659 | grouchy restless spirit | 6 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #186 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #96 | mysterious chemical residue | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #71 | pixel coin | 6 |
| #60 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #313 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 6 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #80 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |