| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #328 | dense meat stack | 650 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |