John Smith

RankItemQuantity
#49630669 scroll12
#71133398 scroll10
#1264Angry Farmer candy18
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#542Lord of the Flies-sized fries10
#118White Citadel fries13
#519abominable snowcone18
#548amulet of extreme plot significance18
#1157awful poetry journal18
#107bar skin143
#22barskin hat88
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#286carob chunk cookies8
#964dark potion1
#724flaming crutch3
#493glowing red eye20
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#700oyster basket5
#172plain pizza19
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#460t8r tots9
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#2527tiny plastic ghuol whelp7
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#657wolf mask12
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 526 items total!

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