| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #472 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #231 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 7 |
| #141 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 159 |
| #202 | Nightstalker perfume | 12 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #441 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #472 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #338 | bite-me-red lipstick | 40 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #234 | cursed scrunchie | 4 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #242 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #326 | ghostly body paint | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #338 | necrotizing body spray | 21 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #285 | press-on ribs | 26 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #277 | whisker pencil | 28 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |