Quokka

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#270BRAINS shorts3
#522Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler2
#568Blood Light1
#472Bone's Farm "wine"2
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
#231Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses7
#141Mob Penguin cellular phone159
#202Nightstalker perfume12
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#441Silver Bullet beer3
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#472The Cooler Out of Space2
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#338bite-me-red lipstick40
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#437bow1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#234cursed scrunchie4
#219drum of pomade6
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#242extremely skinny jeans3
#317ghost trap2
#326ghostly body paint11
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#338necrotizing body spray21
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#495petrified time1
#285press-on ribs26
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#601radio button candy1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#13small Crimbo Pressie1
#371sorority brain1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#277whisker pencil28
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#104your own black heart1

Wow, that's 399 items total!

what items are this player missing?