| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #520 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #471 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #231 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 7 |
| #141 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 159 |
| #202 | Nightstalker perfume | 12 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #338 | bite-me-red lipstick | 40 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #234 | cursed scrunchie | 4 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #241 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #325 | ghostly body paint | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #338 | necrotizing body spray | 21 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #285 | press-on ribs | 26 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #276 | whisker pencil | 28 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |