| #29 | Baja sopapilla | 11 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #65 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 38 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo salad | 11 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #47 | antique Canadian lantern | 4 |
| #35 | antique nutcracker figurine | 11 |
| #59 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #17 | bowl of mernudo | 1,815 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #27 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 11 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #63 | cabooze | 9 |
| #197 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #150 | corned beet | 1 |
| #89 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #86 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #15 | fishelada | 1,791 |
| #238 | flan del mar | 3 |
| #154 | freightcake | 6 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #35 | grilled mooseflank | 81 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #91 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #23 | little red book | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #37 | muskox-skin cap | 4 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #15 | ojo de pez burrito | 1,990 |
| #49 | overloaded micro-reactor | 131 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #58 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 12 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #45 | pitted sheet metal | 140 |
| #17 | plastic bazooka | 5 |
| #26 | plastic doll arms | 7 |
| #30 | plastic doll legs | 7 |
| #19 | portable dam | 5 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #89 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #53 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #32 | pristine walrus tusk | 4 |
| #79 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #164 | red ale | 5 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #28 | rubber doll body | 7 |
| #26 | rubber doll head | 7 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #56 | sparking robo-battery | 124 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5807 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7024 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7873 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6996 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #92 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #49 | thick walrus blubber | 196 |
| #43 | tiny bomb | 190 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #243 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |