| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #901 | Cloaca-Cola | 19 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #161 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #414 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #238 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #87 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 22 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #956 | pile of candy | 2 |