| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #901 | Cloaca-Cola | 19 |
| #231 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #160 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #237 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #87 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 22 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1620 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #957 | pile of candy | 2 |